You know what? No, nevermind.

At times I am surprised how people I grew up with or went to school with turned out. At other times I'm not. Some of them are not paragons of intelligence and some of them should never have children. Honestly, they shouldn't. It's not that 'they should never breed' kind of thing. It's that 'they're a danger to their own children' kind of thing. I'm not being sarcastic. Then again, perhaps this is watching evolution in action. The stupid take their own genes out of the gene pool, thereby raising the intelligence of those around them. I know that's probably not nice, but it's the fucking truth. In the past 3 days alone I have had the god shit and some pretty stupid shit with god shit thrown up on my Facebook page. I keep my mouth shut however. I don't make it a habit to talk to all that many people on there and if I do initiate a conversation, I will be drug into their unending Facebook drama bullshit. No thank you. I've cut down on that kind of annoyance and I don't want it to start elsewhere.

Monday night, I had left  a few comments for my younger sister M, along with a picture or two and saw this up on my wall.

Honey, if your baby is running a fever of 102.6 and vomiting you don't need to be begging on Facebook for some bullshit prayers. You need to take your lazy ass to the hospital and get her taken care of before some brain damage sets in. Then again, it may be too late. She does have you for a mother. You say you keep giving it to each other? Then you need to get your ass checked out too. You probably both need flu shots and need to quit running around all the time with the sick baby and act like a fucking parent. If you couldn't handle that role, it's obvious daddy couldn't he ran off when you said the magic word of pregnant, you should have not had the kid at all or fucking put it up for adoption if you couldn't handle it. Making sure your kid's brain doesn't get fried by a fever is part of being a responsible parent. You obviously aren't. You didn't take the kid to a doctor. You asked for prayers. Sorry. I'm not a mother. I would have taken the kid regardless because I'm not a braindead moron. I'll be surprised if the kid makes it to adulthood at this rate.  

And this posting shit as your status and trying to get others into your hivemind activity by trying to make them feel guilty for not posting your bullshit annoys the piss out of me. I don't care if you worship a fucking blue crayon in a pile of horseshit under the full fucking moon. Shoving it in everyone's face, especially if they don't worship a blue crayon in horseshit in the middle of the night isn't going to make you any friends. You're annoying the piss out of people. Seriously. And when you do post shit like that, please make certain you know how to use at least some kind of spell and grammar check. 

No, no takers here. I don't believe any of that shit. And it's obvious that you cut and pasted it. I'm surprised your sentence didn't end with the time the last person posted it, like I see all the time. Most christards capitalize the bible and Satan actually. Then again, people who believe their faith is strengthened by this kind of bullshit on Facebook are just as sad as the person who posted about praying for their soon to be brain-damaged child.

And spare me the bullshit faith healing. Please.  

So everyone but cancer patients wish for lots of things? I'm sorry but people with cancer do not spend their entire life focused only on their illness. There are other things besides their illness that are important to them. You're damn right that 97% of people aren't going to post that bullshit. It's bullshit, pure and simple and has no basis in reality. Thank you everyone who didn't contribute to this idiocy. You know what, you may think everyone you know will repost this shit, but you're wrong. You're the only one I saw posting it. And putting that shit up for an hour does nothing. If you want to help people who have cancer, donate some money to the American Cancer Society Volunteer your time to assist those with cancer. Raise money for cancer research. Don't post some bullshit for an hour on Facebook degrading those with cancer. Yeah, it's fucking degrading. Having cancer does not define the person and make them a sad wretch that just lies around saying 'Oh woe is me! I have cancer!'. You aren't honoring a damn person by this nonsense. And thank god your dad is still fighting? Jesus made his wish of not having cancer come true? Didn't you just fucking contradict yourself? He's fighting cancer, but his wish of not having it came true. Does not fucking compute. Either he has it or not. I've got a better idea. Why don't all you faith healing morons just bypass going to doctors all together. You pray to get better and don't bother with any of the benefits of science anymore. Then the people who aren't deluded by the bullshit will have an easier time getting in to see a doctor and the morticians will be a lot happier with the increase in demand for their services.

Oddities

I'm at home sick today. For my birthday Saturday, I was puking my guts out by midnight and it hasn't really let up since then. I haven't eaten anything today, but I'm not taking my chances after all the blood that was coming up last night. Now, I wasn't vomiting blood, my throat was bleeding from throwing up so hard. It's not a new occurrence, it seems to bleed every time I throw up, depending on the violence of it. And it's been pretty violent, so I'm not going to tempt it another day and just stay away from food. The tea I drank last night didn't come up so I'm going to go with that.

I got another 'gift' for my birthday however that's just fucking odd. Apparently I have become the target of some strange letter writing Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't know how they got my address because I was sent a letter from a woman here in town through the U.S. Postal system to my house by this nut bag. It was handwritten so there was no Comic Sans to get my attention. I didn't take long however to realize that this was a fucking religious nut that was addressing me. And they say the art of letter writing has died. I'm not certain if I should be confused or creeped out that there are probably old women sitting around writing letters like this to complete strangers. Doesn't that seem unusual to you? Perhaps they're compelled by some feverish urge to do these things, mistakenly believing that non-believers like myself are going to be swayed by such odd letters. I used to write quite a few letters. None of them were unwelcome and to my friends. I would even spend some time making the plain envelopes interesting by adding some of my lame ass drawings to them. Oh well. I'm going to scan it sometime and cut out all the names, because they did have my name. Until then, I'll reproduce this oddity, unchanged in capitalization or spelling. The paragraphs are just as they were written in the letter as well. This is their own letter, minus my name, their address and somewhat sloppy but legible cursive handwriting.

Dear chaosagent,

My name is Minnie B-------, I am writing you because I am not able to visit you in person.

Many people are familiar with the Prayer that is called the "Lord's Prayer" or "Our Father". In that prayer we pray "Let Your Kingdom Come" Matthew 6:10.

Have you ever wondered what that Kingdom is that we pray for? How will it's coming sanctify God's name or make it holy? How is the coming of the Kingdom related to doing God's Will?

What is the Kingdom? It is a real goverment established by God - "Jehovah", with a King chosen by God. Who is the King of that Kingdom? Jesus Christ. Jesus as King is greater than all human rulers and is called "the King of those who rule as Kings and Lord of those who rule as Lords." 1 Timothy 6:15. He has "Power to do far more good than any human rule, even the heaven. Act 2:35. tells us where he will rule from? Well where is Jesus now? Jesus was put to death of torture stake and then he was resurrected. Shortly thereafter he ascended to heaven as said in Act 2:35.

Hence that is where God's Kingdom is in heaven. That is why the Bible calls it's a "heavenly Kingdom" 2 Timothy 4:18.

Although God's Kingdom is in heaven it will rule over earth. Revelation 11:15.

 But what is God's will for the earth?

 If you would like to further this discussion please feel free to call the above address.

 If you would like to visit the local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses located at -------- Crazy Street, accross from Meijer's.

 Our Ministers are all voluateers. They do not get paid. There is no coelections taken up. All are welcomed.

 Sincerely, Minnie B------

Okay. It's like a pitch that they would use when they would go door to door. They don't tend to come to our door, at least when we're here, because most of them come around in the daytime when we are at work or sleeping. I don't think I've seen the Jehovah's Witnesses out in our area before. I've seen Mormons and others from local baptist churches. And most of the Jehovah's Witnesses that do go around trying to spread the word seem to be large women in late middle age. I've seen about a dozen different women come to my workplace to visit some of the residents. One of the women I took care of was a Jehovah's Witness, though she never spoke about it at all, thankfully. She had dementia.

I am curious how they got my name and address. I do not interact with these people when they come to work and I sure the hell don't go looking for them. There seems to be an upsurge in the pushing of tracts, and morons in general showing up around town and my job in particular. Someone left a large pile of Billy Graham tracts on the table where activity schedules and the like are put for the residents. I took them and trashed them, save one, that will go with my little pile of information from the nut bags. On the 5th some stopped by leaving a pamphlet for their "Bible Education Center" on my front door. I took pics of the thing and made fun of it on Twitter. I guess I need to scan and collect these into some posts. I'm sure they're amusing.